Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 02, 2021

Jumpin’ Jack Flash (1986)

Terry Doolittle : [glares at him] I got moths. Big, mutant, junkie moths!

Mothra.

Check the Fern Rivard ace.

I think he needs to mothball a few projects.

He was just debugging the system.

How can you get sidetracked before they invented Railroad tracks? That is where the term sidetrack came from, a holding track beside the main-track.

It’s always a problem when the Wiz’s imagination takes wings…literally!

Back when we watched TV we muted commercials. One of them was of a luminous butterfly that flitted from house to house killing people in their beds, an agent of Death. Apparently it was a trailer for an upcoming horror movie called “Lunesta.”

It looks like you may have to learn to fix things yourself, Blanche, so you don’t have to rely on Wiz to do things!

I’m with you there Wiz. I easily fall down the rabbit hole, and then proceed to go from one rabbit hole to the next.

Boys and their toys.

Let’s face it! The Wizard is getting old and just sometimes he’s forgetful. He just can’t help himself…when he gets an idea, he goes with it….

It’s day 2. Have you chosen your course for the coming year?

Classic case of what you sent me to do not aligning with what I’m going to do. …Love You…bye-bye.

Blanche is cold, but it’s because of the ‘butterfly effect’.

Every guy can relate to this.

Seems understandable to me……

What the heck is that lazy dragon doing at the moment? Couldn’t he come and breath into the ventilation system for a little while?

Blanche is both noun and verb when living with the Wizard of Id. Perfect.

Murder Moth! (2021)

Time for some industrial strength mothballs.

I’m the same way when I did through things