Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 28, 2021

Cue Foreigner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD-SpHH7qDA

This won’t end well for Bung………

Lessens the chance a pine tree will cause the great divide.

One ski – all the better not to ski with – less likely that he will actually ski and get hurt (not that he would feel much/any pain in his condition).

Alcoholic ski.

Ri-ski, to say the least!

If he hits a tree, how long will the tree be sterilized?

Don’t go into that cave from Monday, the last thing you want to see is two angry bears!

Reminds me of those “See through the eyes of a living drunk” shades in the Simpsons.

The first man of snow boarding.

Hopefully he won’t see two trees…and steer between them…

Perhaps it’s Bung who taught Sony Bono to ski. Well, perhaps not. Sony did actually get going down the hill. …sad

It’s the sudden stop …

♬ Will it go ’round in circles… ♪♩

Pole ski dew……2 poles, 1 ski….. Ba lone knee!!!

At least he won’t be feeling the broken leg.

They called him “super skier”……his jumping form was fine until he ran into that pine, and two one-legged skiers left from there. — Chad Mitchell Trio

Ha ha ha ha! Debilitating alcoholism is funny!

Watch out for that, I mean those, trees.

It’s a new trend, all the rage, skiing while drunk….

And when he sees two trees; can he thread the needle?

I want my two dollars!

The fink does not need 2 for his stature.

It could be a very skinny snow board.