Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 03, 2021

If that isn’t love…

Don’t be silly, its from the dumpster behind the orphanage. The one where kids don’t want to eat their vegetables.

Organic and Natural are great terms and enticing for some.

Neither guarantees that it will taste good or that it will be good for you.

Be quiet and eat your oatmeal……

Dirt is natural and organic, but is it gluten free like the water? Kids want to know. :} )=

It’s what the little King couldn’t eat. (It’s in the same castle. So it save walking to and from some other place.)

Organic swill…because we want our prisoners to be healthy enough to live out their life sentences!

Now he’s bowled over, and tomorrow he’ll be bowelled over.

Bacteria is not the rear entrance of a cafeteria.

No matter what stupid things you wear on your head unless your mommy makes them give you your special food it’s a gruel, gruel world. How do they expect you to raid and riot again for your freedumbs? Oh the horror…

There’s a phrase that fits with all unpalatable food — “It’s good for you.”

Well done jailor. Waste not. Want not. Unless, of course, you want not waste.

Cyanide, arsenic and lead are all natural as well.

How long has that guy been in there?

I know someone who dives Whole Foods, because she says they throw out the best produce. A lot of it goes to her animals. But a lot of it goes to her kitchen. I’ve been given some of it. Perfect and still in the crate.

Thank you…..

I’m not crazy about organics. I got some organic bananas once and they didn’t taste like bananas.

mmm macrobiotic, too.

Best way to afford Whole Paycheck.

He looks fairly excited about it.

My brother got a chuckle out of this. He works for Whole Foods.