Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 11, 2021

The "loud’ moose is looking for trouble.

Oh look! The King has hired a new civil serpent to sit on the throne.

New rules and restrictions (laws and regulations) are often the result of some people overstepping or “abusing” their privileges.

Nice homage to Hitchcock’s “The Birds”

Well, it does clearly mention “Bring your PET to work day” already. Not PETS.

Is “HOORNK” a new sound effect?

Wonder what would happen if the Wiz brought jourmangandr….

But, but, I’m the WIZARD, sire….surely you know I must have them for my spells….

I always greet my coworkers with “Morning!” There’s always one who’ll say “What’s good about it?” to which I reply “I didn’t SAY ‘good morning!’”

Oh yeah. The king does indeed resemble a fire hydrant.

I would let Wiz have this one. Don’t want to anger the guy with a dragon.

And no fire breathing dragons???

Friday I was telling my co workers that I needed to leave early I left a cat on the printer.

They’s a Snake on the throne!