Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 23, 2021

Turn it round, king. Break loose. Take advantage of what you have. Run back and forth through the sprinkler. And then do it again …

HEY! Kingy Dingy. We’re not doing the Global Warming anymore. Too narrow of a concept. Especially after 5 winter cyclones in row.

Hey! King Fink, go jump into the moat. Maybe that would cool you off.

Last year at this time, there was a drought, and triple digit Temps. This year, is rainy, and roller coaster Temps. Not normal at all.

It’s not nearly as hot down where you are, Fink.

You’re not the only one! Can’t even go outside half the time…it’s either too rainy or too friggin hot and humid!

I remember doing the slip and slide glide back in the day. Funny how the cheap fun things turned into expensive fun things and as I don’t want to pay for the new water parks I just don’t do either. …sad

Watch it Rod! Your chain mail will rust!

Little drops of joy!

Rodney’s armor is going to rust!

You and me both King! And ours hasn’t really started here!!! We haven’t had a day over 100 yet…

Wrong! Global Warming is for real!

Leap through that sprinkler, Rodney! Wearing a suit of armor 24/7 most be blistering.

Get used to it. Weather is predicted to send another heat dome over most of the United States and it could last from a few weeks to most of August. Temperatures will be 15 degrees above normal temperatures this time of year. Just read about it this AM. Arizona, New Mexico, and part of Texas may escape it, ironically.

Ah, the humble yet effective sprinkler. Give kids a sprinkler and some nice green grass, and they’ll show you how to have fun!

Now we know. Id is somewhere on the west coast.

Kind of air conditioners during the imperial days.

I am also tired of this heat wave. :-(

What heat wave?