Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 01, 2021

You have to do something to get people to watch fake news.

Trying to lessen his fiasco coverages.

There will be this brief intermission while the Press Spokes Babe wretches. You can only deal so much ‘horse hockey’ without a breath mint.

In some cases, the halftime show is often more interesting and entertaining than the so-called main event.

“Actually”, isn’t the half-time show by the marching band the real reason for having even having high school and college football games?

Up his ratings for what? The Fink has no competition!

He’s trying to up his ratings since he’s being beaten out by the other “reality shows”…

This would be more entertaining than the newly announced half-time show for the upcoming super bowl.

So, Bung has skills. I’ll bet he emptied those juggling bottles all by himself.

Donald Trump used to be the entertainment at his press conferences.

This comes, like, one day after finding out who will be performing in the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Timing is everything.

Is this the first time we’ve actually seen Bung work? Realize that there are nuances for “work” as a court jester.

Bread and circuses, among the most ancient methods of holding off the masses from revolt. Feed ‘em and entertain ’em, but don’t give ’em time to think.

I got my kids a pogo stick….takes time for that too! BOING BOING

bread lines and circuses – ancient cure for keeping people in line

Better than the Super Bowl half time shows of the past dozen years or so.

tRump tried that but Giuliani failed to raise the ratings.

Yu need to get Ms Wiz up there to have a wardrobe malfunction. Oh wait, never mind.

Don’t bother trying “distract, divert, then walk off the stage”; it doesn’t work for Biden, and it won’t work for you…

I wonder if the King will take questions…….unlike a certain elected leader currently in a White House.

Not gonna work short stuff.

If I were meant to be on one wheel, I’d have been born a wheelbarrow.

The fink has all the tricks to keep the peasants engaged. No wonder he is still ruling this kingdom.