Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 02, 2021

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    Must be Europe. In the US the complaints would be about there not being enough violence.

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    oldpine52  almost 3 years ago

    You sank my battleship!

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Should have a “dunk tank” or something to fall back into when the loser’s last ship sinks.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyfPU_F2E3w

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Them darn PC crowds!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Personally, I’d like to see them settle things with an old “Rock-em Sock-em Robots” game!

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Awe, you sunk my gladiator!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Imagine

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    rmercer Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This is how the “B17” got its name.

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    This will continue until one of them becomes a sore loser and revert back to their old gladiatorial ways…

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    IshkaBibel1  almost 3 years ago

    Funny, I have just been playing Battleship on a website.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I don’t miss Battleship. That darn Destroyer was invisible. I miss playing Risk though.

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    American history classes I took (yes, many years ago) glorified both the very violent Roman and Spartan cultures. Watching people slaughter each other for dinner party entertainment (Roman) and cultivating aggression while denying any form of comfort (Spartan): these were our “manly” role models. Of course supplicant women were/are much admired as well.

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    Amra Leo  almost 3 years ago

    Is having a Romulan Battle Bagel cheating?

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    Ryan B Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That still can result in violence if either of them is a sore loser.

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    “You sunk my battleship” the most cruelest statement of them all

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    “I gently bumped your battleship.”

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  almost 3 years ago

    They had battleships back then?

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    blakerl  almost 3 years ago

    Shall We Play A Game. How about “Global Thermonuclear War”

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    Goat from PBS  almost 3 years ago

    It’s all fun and games until the patrol boat gets sunk. Then that’s typically when the game ends, unless one gets lucky and finds it earlier.

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    guitarpicker56  almost 3 years ago

    All is well; the tablets show a Cm (add9) chord on the screen. Now play it and hum along.

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    Lightpainter  almost 3 years ago

    I can’t believe no one pointed out the obvious flaw that they should be playing chess, the ultimate game of war with no luck involved.

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