Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 04, 2021

What are the role play rules?

“Hey you”. Wiz! You old romantic, you!

Blanche has gams.

Not exactly the result he was hoping for…

Monopoly as a role playing game?

I don’t remember Blanche’s legs looking like that!

SHE’S wearing a short dress and high heels, HE appears to not be wearing pants! Great way to start!

I tried role play once, I said i will be a burly lumberjack and you can be your sister – didn´t end well.

The same rules as Calvin ball from Calvin and Hobbes!

Colonel Mustard in the Library with a lead pipe.

Fifty shades of monopoly?

That’s a lot of Blanche leg in that first panel!

Playing Monopoly with a d20? I suppose that’s one way to speed up the game.

So you want to play, well OK, I have whips and chains!!!

Could perform a lot of magic there eh Wiz? Hehe….

Wiz said “role-play”. She heard “roll-play”. Break out the 20-sided dice!

Did one of his spells backfire on Blanche? Her legs are freakishly long in that first panel.

All these comments about her legs, remember “beauty is in the eyes of the beholder “ ;-(

Not getting it.

Are they seriously playing D&D over a Monopoly board???

just wait till 4th panel though

The wife is wizard in this game, alright.