Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 01, 2022

He’s dodged ghee’s weaving…

Dodgy

You mean State of the Kingdom?

I knew what was coming after the fifth panel.

I knew fruit wasn’t dangerous…

Use the force, Fink

Should just remind people what happened to Spook.

If I didn’t know that these strips were prepared weeks in advance…

It’s appears that the king has some new (Neo) skills.

The Fink is practicing with Fresh tomatoes… crowd will have rotten ones, I’m sure!

He’s pretty brave. Our former president knew that flying produce could kill him. It’s probably why he never ate any… fear of it jumping off his plate and murdering him.

Wikipedia: “During most of the country’s first century, the president primarily submitted only a written report to Congress.” Now there’s something we ought to go back to.

“pleased to say tomato stocks are up.”

Someone should get him a fruit bat for his birthday.

Just be glad they are just tom-a-toes instead of tom-a-hawks!

Union? Does Fink allow Unions? Really?

If West Wing is to be believed, then presidents practice dodging tough questions from the press corp.

No, your not. Those were fresh tomato’s. Rotten tomatoes have a completely different trajectory. …but go ahead on.

Careful, someone might lob a pineapple!

If the king confiscated all the tomatoes before his speech the people would have to throw rocks instead.

Apparently fruit is one of the many things not allowed at a Trump rally. He has a phobia about it.

The good thing about being short: easier to avoid projectiles.

By now, Fink is a master at dodging real problems….

The Fink is a lot braver than Trump.

Politician agility training. Even Trump feared “dangerous tomatoes”.

Just put up netting in front of you King, then have Rodney make Ketchup out of them…

The National Press Club handled Biden better than they would have Treated Trump.

Kung Fu TV series rip off….but still funny,.

Trump could take lessons from him.

Well, he’s either a pessimist or he knows his audience

If you can dodge a wrench, then you can dodge a tomato

The Matrix.

Bap? Not, schblat?

I have a question. Does Wizard of Id have story arcs?

I thought they used rotten tomatoes.