Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 24, 2022

Does anyone remember Abra Cadaver? or anotheroldie character oynque?

Priorities are over rated in the slammer.

Face it King. I have yet to see you throw a party. And the Wiz wants to go and have some Fun.

Party On, yip yip yip yip yip

It’s not safe to use an immeasurable amount of magic for or on a very measurably short king.

…because you’re a FINK, and the Wizard does not listen to finks.

I’m not big into Halloween, but I love candy! If there will be candy, I’ll be there. Otherwise, I’m out.

It’s not that I don’t do the best I can at work. I’m just not at my best, at work.

Making the Huns laugh is also high priority.

Does King Fink have the Wiz on retainer? If so, a removal of said retainer might change those priorities. If not, then the Fink might need to stop being so cheap.

Wiz is spent making such elaborate decorations…

OK Wiz I want a cloudless sky, sunny weather and a beach in Tahiti.

“Kingy Poo, anything I ever do for you is by my choice. Henry not eating you is mostly my choice. He favors cattle but would go for you if hungry enough or if I asked.”

Let’s face it, “Frimmin’ on the Jim-Jam” is a thing of the past.

Yah, but do they include staying out of the dungeon?

Reminds me of Larry Nivens magic series.

Only the wizard can ward off the commands of the fink and get away.

Well the Macys day parade is coming up and……