Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 01, 2023

Wiz, April Fool’s is two months away!

Maybe he’s actually a groundhog. Watch out if he comes out from under that pillowcase…6 more weeks of Chinese New Year.

I hope the Wiz threw in a sack of walnuts to feed the poor thing.

The pillow is haunted.

Getting as close to the biggest nut as possible……

The Wizard may be the only person who could get away with pulling a prank like this on the King.

I have heard of people squirrelling their treasure away somewhere. But squirrelling a squirrel away! That’s will be a new one on the King.

Freeze Gopher!!!!

I just "Relocated " 8 of those little buggers that thought Wintering in my attic was a good idea !

Outside near a tree?

Interesting relocation there, Wiz!

“Asps. Very dangerous. YOU go first.”

Best not to ask questions, Fink.

Ground Hog Day is tomorrow

SQUIRREL!!

Hide your nuts.

I knew the King was kinda squirrely.

Put the little “varmit” in a hamster wheel. With the right connections, he could charge up a Hybrid. Might take a while tho.

Looks like the squirrel has found the nut…no not the acorn

The fink deserves a few pranks once in a while….

LOL!

then there’s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GIDBkwi-nc

Wiz is going to get to try his come-back-from-the-dead potion…

Beware the squirrely wrath

chortle … guffaw …

Better than a horse’s head.

He could always say it’s a massage pillow.

Wait ’till it runs up your pant leg…