Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 18, 2023

Apparently Blanche is still out of town.

Smart move wiz. Wish I could do that when staying at hotels. Yip yip yip yip yip

Panel 3: “Thanks a lot for making me feel paranoid. (How will I be able to sleep?)” Panel 4: “Thanks for the warning. (Now I can sleep.)”

Can mosquitos penetrate that field?

ultimate air bed

Blood suckers, they are.

It’s just a phrase, Wiz.

So…. Get a new bed if your old bed bugs you. Especially if the bed springs are biting and drawing blood.

So he finally got the wand back from Henry…https://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2023/02/16

Those ceiling bugs are going to have a feast!

It’s either an Ohio toxic cloud or a Chinese spy balloon. The government would ignore the first and send a $200m aircraft to shoot down the other.

enjoy the freezing ceiling. :J

Get a blanket or something! It’s still February for goodness’ sake.

“Three feet above the bed!”

Wingartium leviosa!

Darn that spirit!

Where does his wife sleep?

They can find their way to the ceiling.

Wouldn’t have been easier to just zap the bed to be bedbug proof ……. on the other hand he does look comfortable …… :)

I don’t mind the bedbugs. They eat dead skin. It’s mosquitoes you have to worry about… and floating like that won’t protect you.

Simple solutions.

Z for Zuul. There is not wizard, only Zuul! ;-p