Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 16, 2023

Don’t even know what to say.

Asked and answered

Wherever you are do whatever you can to make yourself feel at home.

Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.

Always positive….

Only if one of you is Wilson

Yep. Desert could be spelled with two “s”. And as you eat dessert the dessert island would be sinking. Yip yip yip yip yip

I lived on Kaho ‘olawe Hawaii for a month or so back in the 80’s. It is as close to a real desert island as you could ask, except with a lot of unexploded ordinance lying around. I wouldn’t recommend the experience.

Just wait until high tide.

Keep an eye out for Johnny Castaway.

Never ask if it could get worse; it can and will.

Reminds me of the time a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint.

The crew were marooned for weeks.

Cue the accordion and and bagpipes washing ashore.

No Wifi?

At least there are coconuts, so you probably won’t starve or die of dehydration for a few extra days.

Thanks, Frank! You just made it worse!

Florida?

Now for Jeff Probst so they can vote each other off.

That is a deserted island, not a desert island. There is no such thing as a desert island.

Not funny. No comment.