Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 29, 2023

A regular Rip Van Winkle

King in a sling

There’s some use for that stuff.

Ahh! Yes RIP, rest in peace! The king is dead and is lying in state! It was curtains for him that did him in!

He’s stronger than he looks. Either that or he’s in for a curtain call…….

Warning: Don’t sleep beneath someone sleeping in a hammock…

…or you’ll be under a rest.

What does a cannibal call a man in a hammock?

Breakfast in Bed!

Whenever my girlfriend wants to argue about something, she waits until I’m relaxing in my hammock.

I’m easily swayed.

That king could use a handkerchief for a hammock.

I thought he was going to wipe his but,t with the curtain.

It’s curtains for that poor drape.

Finally putting it to a real functional use (rather than just decoration).

[Pay no attention the man in the hammock.]

Necessity is the mother of invention!!!

Gotta get cushions on that throne.

I hope that fourth panel holds up. It seems to be what he tied the left end onto.

The only problem is that you probably won’t be able to sleep tonight…

That’s probably the most useful those drapes and wall carpets have ever been. I don’t care much for tapestries.

Well the Kingdom is poor and the Huns can’t steal your poverty. All is good take a nap.

I’m surprised he didn’t call the Wizard….LOL

This brings up an interesting question. Could he be a distant cousin to Beetle Bailey and Lois Flagston?

I’m sure there are many monarchs that longed for a bed of some sort to rest their backs during their ceremonial duties. King Fink is just a little more resourceful than most.

Good one today.

Hopefully, the curtain has good nap.

The Wiz was commissioned to build a recliner but instead created a realigner. They put it to good use in the torture chamber commonly called a chiropractor’s office.

He’s the King. He can do pretty much whatever he wants……

Can’t believe the Fink put in that much effort.

Creative <3