Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 16, 2024

Yes, we always miss the old days, they were simpler and better!

I remember the really old days when the politicians actually had funny mustaches

Kings-royalty are politicians? Who knew.

Ah, the old days of vandalism…

I’m fascinated by the way the king’s balcony is longer or shorter from one strip to the next. In this one, I find myself wondering if it won’t fall off one day.

If it does, will all the king’s horses and all the king’s men be able to put the Rod and the Fink together again?

Support your local barber!

trump will take us into war, him biggler bad

Yikes. Maybe build higher walls.

Whenever I’m from time to time depressed

And a trauma wells and swells

Within my breast

I find some pride deep inside of me

And I fondly walk down the lane of memory

I see Bonaparte

A mean one if ever I’ve seen one

And Nero fiddlin’ thru that lovely blaze

Antionetts, dainty queen, with her quaint guillotineHa ha ha ha

Those were the good old days

I see Indians draggin’

An empty covered wagon

When scalping the settlers was the latest crazew

And that glorious morn, Jack the Ripper was born

Ha ha ha haThose were the good old days

I’d sit in my rockin’ chair peacefully rockin’ there

Counting my blessings by the score

The rack was in fashion, the plagues were my passion

Each day held a new joy in store

Was anybody happy?

People just don’t have enough to do!!!!!!!!

Greed, lies fraud, treason does not make a president! Who the F would want a treasonist nazi loving prez!?

Jeff Fortenberry (formerly R- NE) pressed charges against the woman who sharpied that “o” in his name to an “a”.

“Ah, for the good old days of the guillotine.”

(With a distant look on his visage.)

Ah, yes, those were the days.

When was THAT?!

Those were the days my friend . We thought they’d never end. Boy were WE wrong……

We could still do that!

I miss the old days when even a hint of scandal would ruin a political career.

Jan 6th in Id

One of the arrows is flying backwards. And I am unable to identify that strange item above one rioter’s head. It is just before the two exclamation points.

Oh for the good old days when tax protests sometimes led to the collectors wearing a hot coat of tar and feathers.

The trouble with democracy is that they let folk vote for the guy I don’t like." – Archie Bunker

To be fair Rodney, if they’re fighting each other already, the revolution is off to a bad start

‘Long, long ago and a galaxy far, far away’ to borrow from Star Wars.

During the 70’s, people in the Philippines would risk incarceration to paste square patch mustaches on the dictator Ferdinand Marcos’ posters.