Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 11, 2024

The Netherworld? Is that anywhere near The Netherlands?

So you have to go up before you go down.

So, not the Milky Way then……

The crazy stuff you find in the attic.

There is a portal I just can’t get through.

It’s my arch nemesis.

When you hit the pillow to go to sleep

It’s like a portal to another REM.

Uh, Wiz, you better close that portal, you never know what’s going to come out of it!

Me never knews there be galaxy in netherworld.

Oh, that flashy lit up thing in the corner! Easy to miss that!

Wiz has a Nether portal? No, Nether portals are purple…

Bettlejuice, Bettlejuice, Bettlejuice

Nice colouration to show the differences in light

Geezus. . .I hope you closed it! Do you know what can come through portals?? If not, ya need to read “Wild Ride” by Jennifer Crusie, fer starters; then Connie Willis, then. . .

Yikes ! Her legs look broken!

Packing or unpacking……always fringe benefits!!!!!

One never knows what one can find when cleaning out the attic.

It’s in the wardrobe.

How do you know you’re not in the Netherworld right now? Wizards and dragons sounds pretty nether to me.

Man, Blanche puts up with a LOT.

Dang. Both of ’em require undergarments! Attics are cold….

You need to put one of those locator tags on it so you can whistle and find it. I got one for my mother’s keys. I call it the Briana detector ’cause it goes off whenever my granddaughter speaks.

You just left that portal floating about?!?

A portal that goes to your nether regions? Does it have a zipper?

always in the last place you would look

You probably don’t want to leave that open, Wiz!

to get to the Dark Side follow the light

Might wanna call those 4 guys with the flying green snot as a pet to look into that