Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 16, 2024

Anybody remember that from boot camp? Cleared your sinuses real clean

Wiz, you are losing your touch.

Crying shame

Batman has nothing to fear. (Used that ploy in the ’89 film)..

Green? At least he didn’t set it on fire.

Well they will disappear just not the way Wizard wanted

Liquified Tear Gas eh.

Remember when Wizard of Id was intelligently written and funny? Anyone else miss Brant and Jeff Parker??

Cleared the hay fever right up, tho!!

…..they did leave the building!!!!

I was one of the few who it didn’t bother. The troop handler sent me in to check if it was ready and after 5 minutes of me looking for what he alluded to, he came in without a mask and puke. It was funny, but the five miles I had to run back to the barricks wasn’t.

Label your potions next time, Wiz.

We can’t all do wonderful things.

Well, it did work in that no one can see you, or anything now.

Oops! Wrong bottle!

We didn’t do that because of some SNAFU. It was a brand new Naval Training Center. The rifle range wasn’t completed yet so we lay on the ground with M1s and aimed and said “bang”.

Wiz: “I gotta start labeling these things.”