Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 17, 2024

But your driving a luxuary model

Well, it could be Roman, anyway.

A FIAT is not a sports car, and I’ll be darned if that ain’t a FIAT.

Instead, you got stuck with one of those hay guzzlers.

Yeah. But, in our climate you need a covered wagon…..

They are not very reliable…..

A spaghetti cart eh.

Your horse is going to step on your feet a dozen times for a remark like that. I can see it in his eyes.

There’s a new Italian sports car called the Fazool that claims to be the fastest ever. Nothing can pass the Fazool!

For once the horses are attached to the wagons by more than just the reins!

Hubcaps like Messala had would be cool beans accessories, too!

Chariot for racing!!!!!!

Dago very fast?

Visit Italy and then maybe you can get one.

Chariot racing teams were a major political force in the Eastern Roman Empire you know.

Just wait ’til the EPA comes along and demands emission controls.

I don’t why that driver likes that chariot. No seats. That will get old on a long trip.

Looks like a Roman chariot—which would make it Italian—but it needs three more horses.

That chariot’s horse looks mighty spry with a four legs in the hair. Might be great in a steeple chase!

2 comments today. 1. the horse pulling the coach is connected the same as the one connected to the Chariot. 2. Thank God they never allowed the Citroen Deu-Cha-Veaux (2CX) into this country! They could get up to highway speeds but the handling and braking was horrendous! Had one following me a bit too closely on the Auto-Bahn and we had to brake hard because some fouled up at the Esso bend. The 2CX behind me hit his brakes and began leaning left-to-right crazily, so much so that it ended doing two lane swerves! It didn’t stop until it hit the guard rail. BTW we were doing around 120Km-Hr ~ 75Mph.

No room for luggage or seats.. long trips are murder having to stand the whole way.

Did he mean to say “sports carTs”? Yuk yuk. Sorry, couldn’t resist. :D

That horsie up front might be a Mustang.

Lamborghini, sports car: charging bull (astrosign of it’s founder) logo ; Ferrari, sports car: prancing horse logo hence the horse in this description.

They’re both 1 horsepower.

This strip has jumped the shark!

What’s a car?

Considering the driver’s attitude it must be a BMW.

Ferrari mustang