Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 20, 2024

I hope he got him where the sun don’t shine!

You should see what he does to folks who walk their dogs but don’t pick up after them.

As ye sow, so shall ye reap.

As ye throw so shall ye weep.

Having the consumer’s bottles returned to them should be a reminder to those who do not properly recycle their bottles or return their bottles for deposit redemption. It will hopefully knock some sense into them.

This is the best Wizard of Id I’ve seen—I loved it!

Let em haves it Wiz.

Is this a cousin to our wiz?

I’ve wished I had a magic wand that could do that many times!

Some states have bottle deposits and some do not.

wonder, can he do that with cigarette butts tossed out of car windows – very disgusting

I agree!!

That’ll teach him, Wiz!

Litterers are litter -ally the worst, more trashy than the trash they leave behind.

Looks like a bottle of Diet Mountain Dew.

Don’t litter!!!!!!

Has he got a spell for corporations who dump toxic waste?

Coke used to recycle glass bottles. But the Government stepped is and said you can’t do that! Your product must be sold in new bottles. Thus the bottles became trash.

Good one, Wiz.

How about a spell for people who can’t return shopping carts.

Ooooooo! I would absolutely pay to have that spell!

Wizard’s best impression of the attack against Hezbollah.

Litterbugs, take note of the consequences…

It sticks to their nose until they find a trash can.

I wouldn’t mind something similar for drivers who don’t use their turn signals.

A couple of weeks ago, the driver in a car passing my house, threw out some fast food trash in the street.

I was in my car, waiting for him to pass by, when he did this, so I followed him to his house and tossed his trash and some of my own, in his yard. Problem seems to been solved, at least for the time being..

And another one bites the dust! That bottle will be around 300 years after you’re gone, still in usable shape.

Behold the power of recycling