Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 15, 2025

Jack will never steer you wrong (actually I have no idea, never liked Jack)

Any more burning questions?

Probably wasn’t Henry.

To big for a swamp dragon. Who were one hiccup away from exploding. As introduced in Terry Pratchett’s book “Guards, Guards” . My introduction to the disc world.

Cow tipping seems to be a mean thing to do to cows.

So who got burned? Is it Bung with the JD reference or is it the Wiz seeing how it looks like a burnt wand. I don’t see Bung wanting to get near dragons but not too sure the Wiz would want JD

Subtle advertisement of alcohol??

hold my beer, watch this

Depends on from whose point of view.

He’ll steer you into a ditch or a head on.

………or Jim Beam!!!!!!

Yeah, the other night I laid sleeping, And I woke from a terrible dragon dream, So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel’s, And his partner Jimmy Beam.

And we drank alone, yeah With no Dragons !!!!

Not enough Jack Daniels to counter that mistake.

I bet.

Actually, both are really stupid!

Looks like The Wiz nearly made the Darwin Awards.

How much do you tip a dragon?

I thought the “Messing with Sasquatch” were jerky commercials…

Burn!

This is to be expected. Dragons would get mad if you don’t tip them.

Doesn’t it figure? One shot is all it takes….

Getting drunk has enlightened man

he definitely needs one right now…

Jack has the propensity to start a lot of fires.

… but Dragon tipping is pretty much just as real as Cow tipping.

Apparently Wiz decided to test out that legend…

Sounds like something bong would do

Henry didn’t like that. BTW. Cow tipping is an urban myth. They wake up if shove them. And then you find out why cows kill more people than sharks.

If that’s Wiz, why didn’t he cast a spell to protect himself?

preferred Captain Morgan and Diet Coke myself ha ha