Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 12, 2025

A tinned snack .

Bear with me here.

the bear left a early wakeup call

I went and got my medical pot license renewed at a new pot MD. Our politics disagreed greatly. But he approved me anyways. He leans toward dictatorship

What comes next could be rather grizzly/

It’s not a wooly mammoth cave.

I hope the bear didn’t break any bones.

Bears got instacart ?

Yep — unless that bear is friendly, you’re entering into a world of hurts.

Da’ Bears!

The Dr is smiles, he’s got a boat payment coming up.

You’re one of his best customers, Sir Rodney!

Guess he knows that warm and fuzzy feeling!!!!

The local funeral homes probably take an interest too.

Rodney seems to have ways of finding things that shouldn’t be found.

Was that the left he was supposed to take at Albuquerque?

Looks to me like one of those dinner delivery services

Yep, that doctor’s going to be making bank.

Hey look, it is Trumptard and the economy!

When I was in high school one of my classmates went on a family ski trip in New Mexico. He got to drive home after both parents broke a leg.

this bear is not wearing a monocle ?

Uh ooooh! I bear~ed to the left, instead of the right…

I think bears sleep in smaller dens. I saw a film on a bear backing into his den. It was quite a squeeze.

Sonny Bono?

No more problems it would seem as you just woke a very large and hungry bear by skiing into him. Problem solved……

Hey bear! There is sum thing stuck to your beeg hiney.

Looks like he skied into a B.C. comic.

The way his legs are spread, I don’t think he can get hurt any worse than that!

Hmmmmm. This MAY not end well.

(He said presciently)

It looks like he took a sharp left turn as soon as he entered the cave.

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