Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for January 19, 2016

Phoning this one in, eh?

I don’t think so. I can program my computer to tweet more intelligently than most.

I don’t tweet, therefore I have more time to be.

I think CJ’s a tweet little girl too.

I don’t tweet either. But, as an Australian, I have to declare “I drink, therefore I am”

Let’s all sing

Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet!

Dumb

if somebody twits in the forest and nobody is there to follow, does it acknowledge your existence?

I don’t like tweeting a whole lot either but it’s amazing how the youth of today get so much information from tweeting.

Tweeting is an acknowledgement that you’re not sufficiently interesting to be noticed unless you stand in the middle of a crowd and drop your pants.

I used to do a few good bird songs, enough to get them to sing back. Other than that, I have never, and will never, tweet.

What tweets?

Birdbrains.

Meow!

…i thought that Twitter was down.

“Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can’t read.”- 2 Broke Girls

Not today…

I share a last name with CJ.

Cartoonist’s block today?