Our dog ate a whole box of chocolates which was gift wrapped under out tree, didn’t have any problem. We did end up taking him to the vet when he got ill after eating a boot and again after munching on a deteriorated deer. We did finally fence the yard after we got the vet bill.
I found out in the 35 years that my recently deceased wife and I were together, that chocolate was dangerous for husbands if you take her special chocolates. I never did take her chocolate again.
Oh, trust me. Come between a woman and her chocolate and it is VERY detrimental to your health. And if you do that when she’s in PMS mode, the ramifications are FATAL.
Doug K over 2 years ago
To him: “Now just ‘stay’ there and ‘sit’. I’ll get you some other ‘treat’ in a little bit.”
To herself: “Maybe I’ll let him ‘fetch’ me some more chocolate later.”
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 2 years ago
If she’s treating YOU like a dog, I’d say SHE’S the bitch.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dude, why are you even there?
scott.duane over 2 years ago
Dude! Aren’t you 1 lucky dawg!
Imagine over 2 years ago
When she says “Good boy” both the dog and the husband are meant. If she ever says “Good boy”.
Studebaker Hoch over 2 years ago
That’s it. Keep lying on the couch eating chocolate. That fat butt of yours will be up to the ceiling by next Christmas.
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
Just remember what the first four letters of Hershey’s are.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 2 years ago
From the looks of the toon, they have no kids, not a lot of possessions, and not a lot of love, so buddy cut your loses and divorce this creature.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy
gammaguy over 2 years ago
Eating chocolate is only dangerous for husbands if they’re in the doghouse.
oldlady07 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Our dog ate a whole box of chocolates which was gift wrapped under out tree, didn’t have any problem. We did end up taking him to the vet when he got ill after eating a boot and again after munching on a deteriorated deer. We did finally fence the yard after we got the vet bill.
John9 over 2 years ago
I found out in the 35 years that my recently deceased wife and I were together, that chocolate was dangerous for husbands if you take her special chocolates. I never did take her chocolate again.
catgeneral over 2 years ago
I hate to be a buzzkill, but I think this comic is reused from a few years ago .
bookworm0812 over 2 years ago
Oh, trust me. Come between a woman and her chocolate and it is VERY detrimental to your health. And if you do that when she’s in PMS mode, the ramifications are FATAL.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Eat your rice cakes, Milquetoast.
anomaly over 2 years ago
She’s fueled by chocolate and she’s hazardous to her husband’s health. So, technically, yes.