Actually, you can find the East Alligator River and the West Alligator River in Kakadu National Park in Australia. They must have been named by that woman’s ancestors. (FYI There are two species of crocodiles in Australia. I have swam in the Katherine River with Freshwater crocodiles. They are a metre long and don’t bother you if you don’t bother them. Saltwater crocodiles can get up to 7 metres long and are deadly.)
I give you now Professor TwistA conscientious scientistTrustees exclaimed, “He never bungles!”And sent him off to distant jungles.Camped on a tropic riverside,One day he missed his loving bride.She had, a guide informed him later,Been eaten by an alligator.Profess Twist could not but smile,“You mean,” he said, “a crocodile.”
allen@home over 1 year ago
Well you won’t have to worry about the little woman not being factually correct much longer.
Doug K over 1 year ago
How about “Duck!”
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago
Bloody tourist.
rdav1248961 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Actually, you can find the East Alligator River and the West Alligator River in Kakadu National Park in Australia. They must have been named by that woman’s ancestors. (FYI There are two species of crocodiles in Australia. I have swam in the Katherine River with Freshwater crocodiles. They are a metre long and don’t bother you if you don’t bother them. Saltwater crocodiles can get up to 7 metres long and are deadly.)
jel354 over 1 year ago
Are either of them wearing crocs?
basspro over 1 year ago
This arc is a “crock.”
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago
She should have yelled "CROCIGATOR!! That would have covered it.
Kilrwat Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s dead right!
gmu328 over 1 year ago
kind of like the guy who said “Pedestrians have the right of way” while stepping out into a street in downtown Chicago
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 1 year ago
And it’s Crocodile 1 and pompous orifice 0.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Bye bye!
wrytercat over 1 year ago
Pompous jackazz gets his comeuppance.
Janet Gamble Premium Member over 1 year ago
I think that Kangaroo will get a kick out of this!
T... over 1 year ago
Chomp…
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
A great epitaph for his tombstone…..
MT Wallet over 1 year ago
I can’t post in the Mark Trail strip without paying but this would be great to link to.
tigerdg over 1 year ago
I give you now Professor TwistA conscientious scientistTrustees exclaimed, “He never bungles!”And sent him off to distant jungles.Camped on a tropic riverside,One day he missed his loving bride.She had, a guide informed him later,Been eaten by an alligator.Profess Twist could not but smile,“You mean,” he said, “a crocodile.”
—“The Purist” by Ogden Nash