It looks like Quitters Inc. is still in business. Short story by Stephen King and made into an episode on Rod Serling’s Night Shift TV show. It is one of my favorites.
See, the really important point about laser targeting is that you cannot see the dot on your own forehead. So, this is more of a way to die than to diet.
Frankly, I don’t know any way to handle this gag that makes sense. :)
allen@home 11 months ago
Slowly put the candy bar down dude.
gammaguy 11 months ago
“…a somewhat ruthless dietitian.”
Yep. No Ruth allowed. Even Baby Ruth candy bars are forbidden.
Dobber Premium Member 11 months ago
You can hide but you cannot run.
SquidGamerGal 11 months ago
Yeah… In real life, snipers do NOT use laser pointers!
paulprobujr 11 months ago
Wouldn’t the red dot be on the candy bar instead?
ladykat 11 months ago
“I’ve got the feeling somebody’s watching me!”
We has seen the enemy 11 months ago
Death is an easy way to lose all that weight
NRHAWK Premium Member 11 months ago
It looks like Quitters Inc. is still in business. Short story by Stephen King and made into an episode on Rod Serling’s Night Shift TV show. It is one of my favorites.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 11 months ago
Sadly, the results of you insisting in a guarantee.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
One false move and…….
mistercatworks 11 months ago
See, the really important point about laser targeting is that you cannot see the dot on your own forehead. So, this is more of a way to die than to diet.
Frankly, I don’t know any way to handle this gag that makes sense. :)
grunk1 11 months ago
this would be even more effective if he had a cat…
wildlandwaters 11 months ago
Step…away…from…the…candy…bar….