WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for May 08, 2024

youtube—whalesong

The costumes in The Masked Singer (only ever seen the commercials) have really gotten…over the top.

Transparent aluminum has come a long way since being introduced in 1986.

Beluga karaoke night.

Most people don’t have an appreciation or understanding of Cetacean music.

Sing something upbeat; all this blubbering is getting me down.

Blue whales always sing the blues.

Wow, no George Costanza references. Until now.

Tanks for coming in. We’ll call you.

Is George Costanza in the audience?

American Tidal.

Why are three people highlighted in the audience?

They’re the hecklers.

What if whale songs everyone loves are actually whale farts and the whales are laughing at us?

Oh, that’s right…this is Eurovision week. Let’s see… Baby Lasagna, Bambi Thug, hmm, don’t see the whale listed. Disqualified already?