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Actually in ancient greek, in which the writings that were assembled into what is now called the Bible, the actual translation was “Spread your nether cheeks.”
Ubintold 1 day ago
And cough.
phritzg Premium Member 1 day ago
This doctor likes to begin his examination with a proctical joke. Which he tells while sitting on his stool.
Dobie Premium Member about 23 hours ago
Ooh, that reminds me…
ArtyD2 Premium Member about 22 hours ago
Camel steps on a man’s foot. He yells, “Jesus Christ”. Mary looks at Joseph and says, “good name for the kid”.
Linguist about 22 hours ago
I thought it was, “Bend down, spread your cheeks, and smile…”
Daltongang Premium Member about 19 hours ago
Actually in ancient greek, in which the writings that were assembled into what is now called the Bible, the actual translation was “Spread your nether cheeks.”
Buoy about 15 hours ago
Who knew Jesus was so cheeky?
The quote that didn’t make it into the Bible was “kiss my asterisk.”