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Actually in ancient greek, in which the writings that were assembled into what is now called the Bible, the actual translation was “Spread your nether cheeks.”
Ubintold about 21 hours ago
And cough.
phritzg Premium Member about 21 hours ago
This doctor likes to begin his examination with a proctical joke. Which he tells while sitting on his stool.
Dobie Premium Member about 17 hours ago
Ooh, that reminds me…
ArtyD2 Premium Member about 16 hours ago
Camel steps on a man’s foot. He yells, “Jesus Christ”. Mary looks at Joseph and says, “good name for the kid”.
Linguist about 16 hours ago
I thought it was, “Bend down, spread your cheeks, and smile…”
Daltongang Premium Member about 13 hours ago
Actually in ancient greek, in which the writings that were assembled into what is now called the Bible, the actual translation was “Spread your nether cheeks.”
Buoy about 10 hours ago
Who knew Jesus was so cheeky?
The quote that didn’t make it into the Bible was “kiss my asterisk.”