9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for September 20, 2022

You weren’t aware that Heaven is painted as an amazingly dull place. A number of people sit there in glory, not because they are happy, but because they think they owe it to their position to be in heaven. They are almost all English.

It’s out of this world!

No overage fees.

It’s really very, very, very, very boring, although it gets somewhat easier after the first trillion years.

No dogs, no books…

Assuming heaven, I would guess it is a place of joy. What it takes to bring that joy is not anything I worry about. However … I have not seen it reported that wifi, cell reception, TV or any of that have brought very many people joy down here. Why would they bring joy “up” there?

No a$$hole middle managers.

Remember how bored you’ve been in church? You’ve arranged to go to a heaven that will be like church for the next trillion years.

Sounds like heaven to me.

Half full vs half empty

Exactly!

I don’t know, that deffinition sounds ideal to me!

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens

I think that WOULD be heavenly……

Sounds like hell to me.