9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for September 20, 2022

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  about 2 years ago

    You weren’t aware that Heaven is painted as an amazingly dull place. A number of people sit there in glory, not because they are happy, but because they think they owe it to their position to be in heaven. They are almost all English.

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    Pickled Pete  about 2 years ago

    It’s out of this world!

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    No overage fees.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It’s really very, very, very, very boring, although it gets somewhat easier after the first trillion years.

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    ObiJoan  about 2 years ago

    No dogs, no books…

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    cdward  about 2 years ago

    Assuming heaven, I would guess it is a place of joy. What it takes to bring that joy is not anything I worry about. However … I have not seen it reported that wifi, cell reception, TV or any of that have brought very many people joy down here. Why would they bring joy “up” there?

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    No a$$hole middle managers.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Remember how bored you’ve been in church? You’ve arranged to go to a heaven that will be like church for the next trillion years.

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    davanden  about 2 years ago

    Sounds like heaven to me.

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    Jujeebean  about 2 years ago

    Half full vs half empty

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    walt1968pat Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Exactly!

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    vacman  about 2 years ago

    I don’t know, that deffinition sounds ideal to me!

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    Free Radical  about 2 years ago

    Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens

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    Stat_man99  about 2 years ago

    I think that WOULD be heavenly……

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    manowarrior  about 2 years ago

    Sounds like hell to me.

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