Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 02, 2020

How’d he get on the couch?

Isn’t the weekend always a magic cure for his back aches? Or does he have two-week back aches sometimes?

Katy, just take your time filling that request!!!

Whose fault is that, Oh lazy nap-king Adam?

“No, we’re out of Cran-Raspberry. How about a Pamplemousse?”

Adam’s life looks a lot like mine lately. If it is not the back it is the hip.

Product placement revenue?

I would suggest avoiding this one. The bubbles might tickle your nose and you definitely want to avoid sneezing when your back is out.

Cran-Raspberry is a good enough consolation.

My back and hip are connected. Aggressive PT is working. Flat on a soft couch would be torture. Degenerative disk disease…

Wait a second … he’s a gig worker with three kids. How can he afford La Croix??

He’s been going through life with the backbone of an eclair and now he wants to trade up? Good luck, O Human Dynamo!

I want an Adamantium skeleton like Wolverine

Lose that extra 75 or so pounds and your back troubles will decrease and maybe even leave altogether.

Sometimes a good moan works. Though, I’m thinking a La Croix and bourbon might be a bit more helpful. Just saying.

A few months ago the La Croix reference wouldn’t have meant much to me, now that’s one of the things I stock

It’s been selling well, but it has been beastly hot here and everything wet is selling

Whenever I grunt and groan getting up, my 3-year old Great Niece likes to remind me that I’m getting old.

I had to Google “La Croix” just to see what it was.. canned water.

Had to look up La Croix. As long as I’m learning, I’m living.

I understand the fresh body remark.

La Croix… Is one of those sodas you have to acquire a taste for. Otherwise they’re nasty

He needs to be sedated just for the attitude.

Got any percodin flavored La Croix?

You only have only yourself to blame Adam.

diet and exercise

About how old is Adam supposed to be anyway? I would say 40 or so at the most, although he would appear much younger if he retained more of his hair. In my opinion, that is way too young to have a body falling apart like a two month old loaf of French bread!

I’ll see if I can get your “lost youth” delivered.

Lacrosse? Adam wants to play a violent field sport?

What? Does she play Bloodlines and why would he want a Napoleon wanna-be jerk?

Damn! Tht sounds like me.

LaCroix? Isn’t he suffering enough?

Dad would have to sleep on the living room floor during tax season (he has since passed on) due to his back going out from working so much as a CPA during that time of year.

If only I had kids or a servant when my back went out.Oh, that’s right. My ex-wife “served” me. (LOL)