Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 09, 2022

It’s a wrestling bean? Even better.

quite the bean Adam!

Beanbrain.

Moe, Larry coffee! Moe, Larry coffee!

Nooo! Snefaputi!

He’s gonna mess around and drop that bean down a drain or something…

I dunno….I’m sure if you added just a little piece of a Carolina Reaper pepper to something else, the spiciness would take over!

Perhaps Adam’s coffee bean has the same effect?!

Clayton recognizes the Emperor’s apparel even if Adam doesn’t. And the guy who makes you wait eleven years to buy one expensive coffee bean is laughing all the way to the bank.

Ah, the homeopathic grind.

He could just chew it

How have you bean?

So, it’s sort of the Ghost Pepper of coffee beans. A little dab’ll do ya. Go for it Adam. Bask in your bean glory for as long as you can. One day you will be proud to say, you drank Stefaputi coffee. …WAIT! Take a trip to Africa and go to Mt Kilimanjaro and drink it there. Snefaputi coffee on the slopes of Kilimanjaro. Now that’s something for your resumé of life.

It’s the Borg bean! All other coffee beans will be assimilated, resistance is futile.

I get the feeling that it’ll be the bean of his existence…

(¬_¬)

Somebody put this on a web store now! You’d make a million. And it only costs some ordinary Columbian beans soaked in rum or some such.

So, they rely on the placebo effect so that the gullible can imagine any flavor they like.

I sense a profound disappointment in the works

For Adam’s sake, I hope I’m wrong

please tell me this is all fiction

The mongoose of coffee beans.

Would probably have been cheaper if he had bought a can of Ever-So-Much-More instead. ;-)

I can see it now…some loose rouge coffee plant somewhere sits pondering his fate. Deciding it only has about 11 years left to produce and no retirement in sight, hatches a plan to snatch a bunch of beans from a particularly good year. Storing the beans in local poop bags left by adoring tourists and there dogs. Eleven years later about to retire from the field, he offers a 1 bean bribe to a local postman. Mr. Bean is now luxuriating by the pool with a bunch of lady beans, laughing to himself……

I also see a break out run off cartoon in the making. Adam & the Bean.

Is there such a thing as way to much coffee? ;-)

I’m thinking it came from the planet Krypton, and gained super-coffee powers here on Earth. Hope it doesn’t break the blades of the coffee grinder.

At least it ISN’T Kopi Luwak or Civet Coffee…or as I Call it Civet Sh*t coffee (WHY in God’s name would you drink coffee made from something that comes out of an animal’s butt?)

There’s a sucker born every second

Let me know if a chain of Adam’s Beans opens up, I’m there for my morning coffee.

I bet he’s going to lose the thing by the end of the week.

Maybe, it’s a delayed effect, or, he inadvertently got sent the decaf snefaputi bean, by mistake, now he’ll have to reapply and wait another eleven years for another. By then they’ll either be “outlawed”, or extinct…… Or he got taken to the cleaners, again!