Clayton recognizes the Emperor’s apparel even if Adam doesn’t. And the guy who makes you wait eleven years to buy one expensive coffee bean is laughing all the way to the bank.
So, it’s sort of the Ghost Pepper of coffee beans. A little dab’ll do ya. Go for it Adam. Bask in your bean glory for as long as you can. One day you will be proud to say, you drank Stefaputi coffee. …WAIT! Take a trip to Africa and go to Mt Kilimanjaro and drink it there. Snefaputi coffee on the slopes of Kilimanjaro. Now that’s something for your resumé of life.
I can see it now…some loose rouge coffee plant somewhere sits pondering his fate. Deciding it only has about 11 years left to produce and no retirement in sight, hatches a plan to snatch a bunch of beans from a particularly good year. Storing the beans in local poop bags left by adoring tourists and there dogs. Eleven years later about to retire from the field, he offers a 1 bean bribe to a local postman. Mr. Bean is now luxuriating by the pool with a bunch of lady beans, laughing to himself……
I also see a break out run off cartoon in the making. Adam & the Bean.
At least it ISN’T Kopi Luwak or Civet Coffee…or as I Call it Civet Sh*t coffee (WHY in God’s name would you drink coffee made from something that comes out of an animal’s butt?)
Maybe, it’s a delayed effect, or, he inadvertently got sent the decaf snefaputi bean, by mistake, now he’ll have to reapply and wait another eleven years for another. By then they’ll either be “outlawed”, or extinct…… Or he got taken to the cleaners, again!
Earthling Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s a wrestling bean? Even better.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
quite the bean Adam!
Lucy Rudy almost 3 years ago
Beanbrain.
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
Moe, Larry coffee! Moe, Larry coffee!
Nooo! Snefaputi!
Mr. Pete Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He’s gonna mess around and drop that bean down a drain or something…
dziner88 almost 3 years ago
I dunno….I’m sure if you added just a little piece of a Carolina Reaper pepper to something else, the spiciness would take over!
Perhaps Adam’s coffee bean has the same effect?!
LawrenceS almost 3 years ago
Clayton recognizes the Emperor’s apparel even if Adam doesn’t. And the guy who makes you wait eleven years to buy one expensive coffee bean is laughing all the way to the bank.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Ah, the homeopathic grind.
bittenbyknittin almost 3 years ago
He could just chew it
Steverino Premium Member almost 3 years ago
How have you bean?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
So, it’s sort of the Ghost Pepper of coffee beans. A little dab’ll do ya. Go for it Adam. Bask in your bean glory for as long as you can. One day you will be proud to say, you drank Stefaputi coffee. …WAIT! Take a trip to Africa and go to Mt Kilimanjaro and drink it there. Snefaputi coffee on the slopes of Kilimanjaro. Now that’s something for your resumé of life.
Znox11 almost 3 years ago
It’s the Borg bean! All other coffee beans will be assimilated, resistance is futile.
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
I get the feeling that it’ll be the bean of his existence…
(¬_¬)
joe.altmaier almost 3 years ago
Somebody put this on a web store now! You’d make a million. And it only costs some ordinary Columbian beans soaked in rum or some such.
jbarnes almost 3 years ago
So, they rely on the placebo effect so that the gullible can imagine any flavor they like.
Doctor Toon almost 3 years ago
I sense a profound disappointment in the works
For Adam’s sake, I hope I’m wrong
KEA almost 3 years ago
please tell me this is all fiction
zarilla almost 3 years ago
The mongoose of coffee beans.
JD'Huntsville'AL almost 3 years ago
Would probably have been cheaper if he had bought a can of Ever-So-Much-More instead. ;-)
BJIllistrated Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I can see it now…some loose rouge coffee plant somewhere sits pondering his fate. Deciding it only has about 11 years left to produce and no retirement in sight, hatches a plan to snatch a bunch of beans from a particularly good year. Storing the beans in local poop bags left by adoring tourists and there dogs. Eleven years later about to retire from the field, he offers a 1 bean bribe to a local postman. Mr. Bean is now luxuriating by the pool with a bunch of lady beans, laughing to himself……
I also see a break out run off cartoon in the making. Adam & the Bean.
rice69922 almost 3 years ago
Is there such a thing as way to much coffee? ;-)
paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’m thinking it came from the planet Krypton, and gained super-coffee powers here on Earth. Hope it doesn’t break the blades of the coffee grinder.
ramonmister28 almost 3 years ago
At least it ISN’T Kopi Luwak or Civet Coffee…or as I Call it Civet Sh*t coffee (WHY in God’s name would you drink coffee made from something that comes out of an animal’s butt?)
daddo52 almost 3 years ago
There’s a sucker born every second
susanj77 almost 3 years ago
Let me know if a chain of Adam’s Beans opens up, I’m there for my morning coffee.
CCMMJJ almost 3 years ago
I bet he’s going to lose the thing by the end of the week.
mikeywilly almost 3 years ago
Maybe, it’s a delayed effect, or, he inadvertently got sent the decaf snefaputi bean, by mistake, now he’ll have to reapply and wait another eleven years for another. By then they’ll either be “outlawed”, or extinct…… Or he got taken to the cleaners, again!