It happened to me. Back when I moved out of my parent’s place and off to college, I was making the 700 mile round trip drive to SoCal every weekend to look at places for rent. Mid summer, 100 degree temps, more head of cattle then I have ever seen in one place, and sprinklers to keep them cool (and unfortunately, the manure wet). To this day, it is the worst smell I have ever had the displeasure of knowing. My tire could have blown out 5-minutes later, but no. It had to blow out right by Coalinga.
I was about to ask why Adam didn’t have a spare in his trunk. But then, the spare he carries isn’t the kind that fits on a car. And even if he did have one, I doubt he would know how to install it. When I was 12, I had to teach my mom how to change a flat.
seanfear 8 months ago
see, Adam. The whole “smartness” thing is overrated. It’s all about having the luck to pass a day without a mishap.
mccollunsky 8 months ago
the cow has the right expression.
snsurone76 8 months ago
Don’t have a cow, man!!
BTW, where are the animal’s horns?
STEPUP 8 months ago
Talking to animals seems to be easier than talking to humans.
Lucy Rudy 8 months ago
I think he may find some inspiration here.
Harumph 8 months ago
Shouldn’t Adam be asking himself that question?
Harumph 8 months ago
Cows are smarter than that human.
bigger Nate 8 months ago
Why ask the cow you’ve been carrying a spare tire for years
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 8 months ago
Cow: “Are you calling me fat?”
VICTOR PROULX 8 months ago
“Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working.” – Pablo Picasso
rheddmobile 8 months ago
I never saw a man who needed premium triple A more than Adam.
thegreat.gildersleeve 8 months ago
That cow has a familiar look ………..It has Adam’s “need caffeine” eyes.
jconnors3954 8 months ago
Like me, Adam has a spare tire around his middle!
Gameguy49 Premium Member 8 months ago
Cows are female, don’t call her “sir”!
ladykat 8 months ago
Don’t you have a spare in the trunk?
Mountain Meg 8 months ago
While changing the tire, watch out for the bull. He might gore your nuts.
Brilliant_Birdie 8 months ago
I smell a great novel plot!
eb110americana 8 months ago
It happened to me. Back when I moved out of my parent’s place and off to college, I was making the 700 mile round trip drive to SoCal every weekend to look at places for rent. Mid summer, 100 degree temps, more head of cattle then I have ever seen in one place, and sprinklers to keep them cool (and unfortunately, the manure wet). To this day, it is the worst smell I have ever had the displeasure of knowing. My tire could have blown out 5-minutes later, but no. It had to blow out right by Coalinga.
cuzinron47 8 months ago
If cows ruled we’d be overcome with methane.
Steverino Premium Member 8 months ago
After the cow changes the tire, you have to tip her.
ira.crank 8 months ago
Hop on the cow and tell it to find a tire repair place.
KEA 8 months ago
Adam is driving around without a spare tire?!?
raybarb44 8 months ago
And you don’t!……
mistercatworks 8 months ago
Compare and contrast: a cow would never ask that question.
EMGULS79 8 months ago
Oh, fuuuudddddge!
jbruins84341 8 months ago
I was about to ask why Adam didn’t have a spare in his trunk. But then, the spare he carries isn’t the kind that fits on a car. And even if he did have one, I doubt he would know how to install it. When I was 12, I had to teach my mom how to change a flat.
T... 8 months ago
Lemme get my portable, I’ll interview the “sir”…
Cactus-Pete 8 months ago
She’s a cow, so call her ma’am.
Joyce Atkinson 8 months ago
Polled cattle don’t have horns
eced52 8 months ago
I have four of them, which one do you want?
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member 8 months ago
Save the tree-hugging albino cows!