Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 11, 2024

see, Adam. The whole “smartness” thing is overrated. It’s all about having the luck to pass a day without a mishap.

the cow has the right expression.

Don’t have a cow, man!!

BTW, where are the animal’s horns?

Talking to animals seems to be easier than talking to humans.

I think he may find some inspiration here.

Shouldn’t Adam be asking himself that question?

Cows are smarter than that human.

Why ask the cow you’ve been carrying a spare tire for years

Cow: “Are you calling me fat?”

“Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working.” – Pablo Picasso

I never saw a man who needed premium triple A more than Adam.

That cow has a familiar look ………..It has Adam’s “need caffeine” eyes.

Like me, Adam has a spare tire around his middle!

Cows are female, don’t call her “sir”!

Don’t you have a spare in the trunk?

While changing the tire, watch out for the bull. He might gore your nuts.

I smell a great novel plot!

It happened to me. Back when I moved out of my parent’s place and off to college, I was making the 700 mile round trip drive to SoCal every weekend to look at places for rent. Mid summer, 100 degree temps, more head of cattle then I have ever seen in one place, and sprinklers to keep them cool (and unfortunately, the manure wet). To this day, it is the worst smell I have ever had the displeasure of knowing. My tire could have blown out 5-minutes later, but no. It had to blow out right by Coalinga.

If cows ruled we’d be overcome with methane.

After the cow changes the tire, you have to tip her.

Hop on the cow and tell it to find a tire repair place.

Adam is driving around without a spare tire?!?

And you don’t!……

Compare and contrast: a cow would never ask that question.

Oh, fuuuudddddge!

I was about to ask why Adam didn’t have a spare in his trunk. But then, the spare he carries isn’t the kind that fits on a car. And even if he did have one, I doubt he would know how to install it. When I was 12, I had to teach my mom how to change a flat.

Lemme get my portable, I’ll interview the “sir”…

She’s a cow, so call her ma’am.

Polled cattle don’t have horns

I have four of them, which one do you want?

Save the tree-hugging albino cows!