Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 11, 2019

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    jdbligh  over 5 years ago

    Oh. My. God.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 5 years ago

    We men CAN be replaced.

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    Jeff0811  over 5 years ago

    Or as Trout’s mom would say, Oh God!, Yes, yes!

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    David Wolfson Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Never would have figured “Agnes” for the first mainstream comic about vibrators!

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    Marvin Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Momma Trout’s bedroom supply of batteries isn’t for flashlights.

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    LilyGilder  over 5 years ago

    This ’toon gives me good vibes.

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    chris_o42  over 5 years ago

    And let the light shine on!

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    MichaelHelwig  over 5 years ago

    Out of batteries? Call an uncle.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Moms nightstands should come with locks.

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    John9  over 5 years ago

    FYI the new ones are rechargeable via usb

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    cooganm Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Flashlights. Ya gotta be prepared for things that go bump in the night.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I – can – not -believe – what – I – just – read!

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m gonna giggle about this one all day!

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    Kisa Premium Member over 5 years ago

    So happy this got past the comic-censors! Haven’t laughed so hard in a loonnng, haaard while.

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    randolini Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That one is worth it all. ROFLMAO.

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    Dani Rice  over 5 years ago

    If this is being read in the newspaper by kids, this will go right over their heads. My girls saw The Odd Couple and had no idea what was so funny when Oscar growled “It took me five minutes to figure out FU meant Felix Unger.”

    When I was a kid I couldn’t understand the line in My Wild Irish Rose about “Someday for love’s sake/ She may let me take/ . . .” My Mum explained the boy anted to get married and the girl wasn’t ready yet. Oh.

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    joeatwork212  over 5 years ago

    Trout, Get Mom some rechargeables for Christmas. When she’s recharging, so can the batteries.

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    gwayner Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That’s got to be one of the funniest comic strips I’ve read.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    Oh yes…

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    celtickat53  over 5 years ago

    Dear Lord.

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    Ushindi  over 5 years ago

    One of those comics where you just have to start laughing when you read it – can’t help it!

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    buschap  over 5 years ago

    The Washington Post briefly ran Agnes in the kids’ section before it was noted to them that Agnes is often not really aimed at kids.

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    poopsypoo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That’s for when you lose power, like we did yesterday during the silly days of hurricane Barry!! A tree blew down over the grid by my house. Thankfully, it was only out for a couple of hours. Weird storm! We didn’t get the rain until today. Now it hasn’t stopped! Weird!!!!

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