Andertoons by Mark Anderson for February 06, 2025

I guess it is just not in the cards for them!

Neither one of them is playing with a full deck

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

you could be part of a straight flush though.

and that ain’t nothing.

During my glorious career, I was flushed by corporate America five times. (But I always recovered quickly).

I always though that a royal flush is what King Charles does after he goes to the loo.

You can be part of a pair or a full house.

You won’t always be alone.

You need to get over your feeling that the deck is stacked against you.

Those guys who penned the Declaration of Independence were said to have jokingly referred to it as a Royal Flush.