Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 22, 2024

careful, Andy. He has a cane.

Doesn’t the old man know that most women are put off by purple suits??

We’re walking down the street, I can smell Andy’s feet, and they smell worse than old rotten meat…that’s full of worms.

I graduated from one to two stalking wicks, and now to a 4-wheel walker.

Must be the pubs that keeps this lad’s steam up.

Just goes to prove the old saying, “Men wearing glasses make passes at young lasses”… or something of the sort. :D

He look’s like he’s 70.

But he can still drool. Even better than before.

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to dodder.

At least he keeps trying.

Doddering ! , Doddering! I’ll show you Doddering you young Pup.,,,,,,

dod·der /ˈdädər/ verb – move in a feeble or unsteady way, especially because of old age. “an elderly couple gave us a concerned glance as they doddered past”. New word for me.

Thanks to the Magic of Comics/Writers and readers – Andy will always be a scourge and yet lovable. Thank you all for keeping Andy fit and fiddle and Flo for loving him. We can run together or walk or crawl or stumble and fall but we are loyal readers of Andy Capp and friends thick and thin. Love you all folks. Keep safe and blessed.

It’s what you have to look forward to, Andy.

“Golf is a game played by old men who chase after a little white ball because they are too old to chase after anything else.” – Robin Williams

Guy in a bar: "Look at that cute girl over there. I think she likes me because she keeps looking over here and smiling.Girl: “That guy over there reminds me of my grandpa.”

Watched a guy in his 60s hitting on a store clerk in her 20s. He then farted loudly and told her “That’s how you jumpstart a Harley” What a charmer.

Winston Churchill once commented on an article he saw about an elderly man arrested for accosting a young girl in a park in subzero temperatures: “Over eighty and 20 below! Makes you PROUD to be an Englishman!” (From the LITTLE, BROWN BOOK OF ANECDOTES)

Andy’s doing pretty good for his age.

If you`re doddering, you still got game.

Eric may have slowed down, but the lasses arn’t as fast as they were either.

Speaking as an octogenarian, ‘Taint funny, Magee!

And the lazy piece of carp won’t even help his wife carry the bags

Some things never change. (Not by much, anyway.)

Andy you should talk you are hitting on girls in the bar

Like the dog chasing trucks, he wouldn’t be able to do anything with it if he caught one.