If that jerk still read newspapers as Andy is doing, he would have lost his newspaper in the canal as well. That would, of course, have been cheaper than losing his iphone.
Read about the Canals of Venice and how “gross” they are. And all the junk/garbage they once removed back in the 1950’s. Never know what you’re floating over. Not that you would want to know.
WelshRat Premium Member about 2 months ago
Go look for it, Andy. You know you’ll be going that way…
seanfear about 2 months ago
you came to the right man to get it out for you, sir!
ronaldspence about 2 months ago
plus you can’t wrap fish and chips in an iphone…
Mediatech about 2 months ago
Smart technology, stupid humans.
Jayalexander about 2 months ago
Are we related?
blunebottle about 2 months ago
I’m with Andy! Paper rules!
snsurone76 about 2 months ago
Shabbat shalom, fellow Cappers. Pray for peace.
Calvinist1966 about 2 months ago
If that jerk still read newspapers as Andy is doing, he would have lost his newspaper in the canal as well. That would, of course, have been cheaper than losing his iphone.
win.45mag about 2 months ago
There’s your answer, dummy, he would still be bothering you. Learn to speak ! He can’t multi-task
wongo about 2 months ago
Shouldn’t it be: "Why aren’t you looking at your flipping phone and “not” bothering me ?
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago
And you’re probably better off for it. Should happen to more people.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 months ago
Along with your toupee?
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago
The colorist in this strips seems to have a fetish for the color purple.
Izzy Moreno about 2 months ago
To be fair, if you drop the newspaper in the canal, it also becomes useless.
rshive about 2 months ago
Andy will happily show you where to look.
rbrt6956 about 2 months ago
Maybe Andy will find it on his way home
Godfreydaniel about 2 months ago
Andy can read but he can’t comprehend—or do we assume that the tipsters in his Racing Form ALSO can’t tell a race horse from an arthritic hippo?
Nighthawks Premium Member about 2 months ago
a whole lotsa stuff finds it’s way into the canal
jconnors3954 about 2 months ago
Maybe they met in the canal and don’t remember?
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
Seems to be an epidemic around there of things falling in the canal.
CorkLock about 2 months ago
Read about the Canals of Venice and how “gross” they are. And all the junk/garbage they once removed back in the 1950’s. Never know what you’re floating over. Not that you would want to know.
zarilla about 2 months ago
Note to self: don’t walk too close to canal with phone out.
kathleenhicks62 about 2 months ago
Andy understands.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
My adult stepdaughter somehow dropped her phone down a standpipe. WTH?
Uncle Bob about 2 months ago
“I get all the news I need on the weather report.”. —-Paul Simon, “The Only Living Boy in New York”
anncorr339 about 2 months ago
Andy is used to being in thecanal
tad1 about 2 months ago
Smartphones are nice, but I prefer to get my news from a newspaper.
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
The newspaper is free. Somebody left it at the pub earlier.