Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 22, 2024

uh ..SMOKED spaghetti … Andy.

Could always be used as twist-ties.

Pasta Semplice

If you add garlic, and melt a lump of butter in it, “plain” spaghetti tastes quite nice.

In this case I agree with Andy about her cooking.

You can use a bit of ketchup, if you’re really desperate.

Be happy she at least cooked the noodles.

If we had some bacon, we could have bacon and eggs, if we had some eggs…

Tried to get it past-ya Andy!

Could just as easily be spaghetti carbonara.

Chicken. Or grate some cheese onto it. If you have either.

bung some tomato ketchup on it

Noodling along.

That cooking pot is going to be a MOTHER to clean.

Ham cubes with cooking cream is a winning combination for pasta.

In the movie ELF he put maple syrup on it.

I don’t think Andy is having his favorite Friday nosh. I miss Affie telling us every week he would be having his.

Andy had the SAUCE last night. Be grateful for for a loving wife. My wife passed in March of 23. Best cook ever and even better lady.

Any Americans out there know what “bangers and mash” are?

Sounds like the fare at Buca De Beppo but they compensate by having huge servings that fill a person up so much they don’t notice.

Could someone tell me what mince she’s referring to?

Your taste buds are so dead, I wonder you can tell the difference?

When I was young, we had dinner one night over at a family friend’s house that consisted of spaghetti with ketchup as sauce, I kid you not. I thought that was odd until I saw the movie “Elf” where the sauce was maple syrup!

She’s just noodling you Andy.

I think it’s a plate of slightly burnt spaghetti. How do you manage that, Flo?

Correct within the range of error, Andy.

And there you have it Andy….enjoy!

Now you’ll have to drink a lot of beer to wash it down.

Looks like it has that “burnt” flavour.

You could always pick up a spoon and pan, give Flo a break. Though I’m not sure how you cook ale or beer.

If it’s just spaghetti I don’t know how it could be burnt, boiling pasta is the only way I know how to cook it. Flo you are a magnificent cook, he deserves this stuff.

What, no garlic bread?

Place the ashes in the urn on the fireplace, with all the other cremated meals prepared by Flo (this week)… Minute silence please :-[