Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 14, 2018

I love that Arlo isn’t afraid to act silly.

Sinko de mayo? Bah!

Fix her some Belgian french fries.

What does he do on St. David’s day and Waitangi Day?

JJ, Good play in panel 2… “Say” (C’est) Bastille Day, and Janis, says it… Arlo’s “French” went right over her head.

Arlo parle le francais a l’anglais.

Cinco de Mayo, the battle where the Mexican army stopped the advancing France army. Stalled the conquest if Mexico by Maximilian.

C’mon, Arlo! Go all the way! Frog Legs for Breakfast!

Anyone else wondering how Gene & family are doing?

It’s the guillotine for you Arlo!

How about a French kiss?

What? No croissant? Let’s revolt!

That’s funny that you call it Bastille day, we don’t. We just call it 14th of July or the National celebration. Le quatorze juillet, la Fête nationale. In fact, despite the story that it celebrates the Bastille it started as the Federation Celebration, a celebration of the unity of the French people on 14th July 1790. Of course, we had barely started our civil war called the French Revolution by that time (ended in 1799).

What? No pain chocolate?

Having grown up watching The Adams Family on TV Arlo knows that woman can’t resist a man speaking French. Using the French tongue (Rouler un patin) will lead avoir une relation sexuelle.

What??!! No fries with that toast? Arlo, you’re slacking.

Janis has an odd way of holding a fork.

Um, on May 5th a cat was looking for nonexistent cords to play with.

And you missed the The Glorious 12th

We have been checking in Tour de France cycling. Beautiful country & city scenery. Download pix of-the tourist traps & you have seen France!

I’m told that French toast is not French, by a Parisian

Isn’t zut alors a cuss phrase?

Today is actually “National Nude Day” – Really, google it! I’m thinking Arlo is celebrating the wrong day

Cinco de Mayo is a bigger deal in the U.S. than in Mexico, and has a quite different significance: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinco_de_Mayo>

Bastille Day, when most years the French are disappointed yet again by a Frenchman NOT winning that day’s stage of the Tour de France :|