Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 04, 2020

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    dimndno  almost 5 years ago

    I think this a poke at Burger King’s Impossible Whopper which is over processed, has waaaaay too many ingredients and costs twice as much as regular Whopper. I think I’ll just have the beef, thank you.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    I’m sure I’ll be gruntled after I eat it.

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    Ahuehuete  almost 5 years ago

    Does anyone actually eat one of those new fangled estrogen laced “burgers”?

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    If an Impossible Whopper is flame broiled on the same rack as Whoppers is it truly vegetarian or has it been contaminated with Whopper juice?

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    Sanspareil  almost 5 years ago

    The possible burger probably is really a possum burger

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    Tom_Tildrum  almost 5 years ago

    Anything’s possible.

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    WaitingMan  almost 5 years ago

    I bought a package of Beyond Burgers last summer. Put one on a fry pan and started cooking. Within three minutes, the stench in my apartment was overwhelming. Had to run the A/C for two hours to reduce the smell. I’ll stick with real hamburgers, thank you very much.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    WHERE’S THE BEEF? – Clara Peller, c. 1984

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    hollisson Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Are any employees or regular customers missing?

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    jonesbeltone  almost 5 years ago

    Possibly mystery meat from school lunch rooms?

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    micromos  almost 5 years ago

    Stupid idea!

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    It’s probable the possible burger is probably better than the impossible burger. [Could somebody help me get my fingers untied?]

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    becida  almost 5 years ago

    That pretend burger is factory food. Big time factory food!

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    gigagrouch  almost 5 years ago

    Well THAT’S honest!

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    DDrazen  almost 5 years ago

    “Welcome to Schrodinger’s, home of the 50/50 Burger.”

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    I love animals. They’re delicious.

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    bobpeters61  almost 5 years ago

    I guess the possible burger would possibly be burger, but not necessarily.

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    gawaintheknight  almost 5 years ago

    Anything’s possible.

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    bobknowlden  almost 5 years ago

    The meaty flavor of the Impossible Burger comes from soy leghemoglobin, a plant-based hemoglobin analog. It is produced by genetically modified yeast. Well up the list of “unnatural” foods. I prefer the I. B. to the real thing because it doesn’t repeat on me like the dead cow version.

    Some Burger Kings offer a vegan version, as mentioned above. The burger is cooked in a microwave oven, and the mayo is omitted. Haven’t tried it. Sounds bad.

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    Back to Big Mike  almost 5 years ago

    The “Impossible” Whopper is just that, impossible. We went in for two. One with the fixings and one plain. The fixed up one tasted ok, but the plain one was totally tasteless. I think when you’re in BK, with those delicious smells around, you get fooled.

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    bryan42  almost 5 years ago

    “Well, we can’t be sure but it is possible it contains food.”

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Anything is “possible”.

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    Tyge  almost 5 years ago

    We found it on the floor this morning.

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    Ofissa Pup Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It’s good to see Arlo get out of the house. I hope to see more on this theme. LOL.

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    mafastore  almost 5 years ago

    Oh, he meant “It’s possibly a burger”.

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