Last time Arlo said that Janis ended up being carried in his arms and he said, ’You’d have made a good physicist’. Time for a little ‘pillow talk’? Arlo, you could be a ‘silver tongued devil’!
Made me think of this quote: “It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination”.
He needs to expound a bit more… if all the humans on the planet had all the empty space in their atoms removed, we’d ALL occupy a space of something like a super-dense sugar cube. Janice’s mass, without all the free space would be a “tiny” (microscopic) mote of dust.
Rhetorical_Question 9 months ago
Wrong reference?
Dirty Dragon 9 months ago
Looks like Arlo’s atoms are mostly gathered up inside his head.
eromlig 9 months ago
Never believe an atom. They make up everything.
fjblume2000 9 months ago
Last time Arlo said that Janis ended up being carried in his arms and he said, ’You’d have made a good physicist’. Time for a little ‘pillow talk’? Arlo, you could be a ‘silver tongued devil’!
Macushlalondra 9 months ago
Uh oh. Arlo meet sofa. Sofa meet Arlo. You will be spending a lot of time together tonight.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 9 months ago
I think that started badly and went downhill from there.
nosirrom 9 months ago
I, for one, am glad for all of that empty space. Without it it would be a rather crushing experience.
Carl Premium Member 9 months ago
Its to make up for the empty space of that hole Arlo is digging for himself.
Gizmo Cat 9 months ago
Made me think of this quote: “It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination”.
PoochFan 9 months ago
Everyone is made up of lots and lots of atoms… but some people are more equal than others.
bartwell7 9 months ago
Strike 1!!
Just-me 9 months ago
Arlo, Arlo, stop, just stop. The hole you’re digging yourself into is nearly to bedrock. Stop before you hit it and start to tunnel.
mourdac Premium Member 9 months ago
Cellulite-inium
boydjb47 9 months ago
Janis is looking very good today.
markkahler52 9 months ago
He’s about to get his atoms scattered!!
mnxo4 9 months ago
Why has the font changed so much? I feel like they’re both SHOUTING at each other.
ChessPirate 9 months ago
Arlo, your big mistake was opening your mouth…
(˘˳ʖ ˘)
Skeptical Meg 9 months ago
“Big, fat, atoms. Is that better?”
uniquename 9 months ago
She must have a lot of neutrons today. She should be more positive and then maybe she’ll have more protons.
Emperor Rick 9 months ago
Best way to argue with a woman…..don’t.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
Arlo just keep quiet!
The Gun Doctor 9 months ago
Consoling a woman who thinks she’s fat is a tough job.
assrdood 9 months ago
Women seem to frequently turn random innocent statements into insults.
raybarb44 9 months ago
It most definitely would be a great quantity…….
formathe 9 months ago
my wife wears less than Janis when she weighs in.
MeGoNow Premium Member 9 months ago
He fails to grasp the gravity of the situation.
sheashea 9 months ago
Close and lock the door Janis, with him on the outside. Privacy is a wonderful thing.
Aladar30 Premium Member 9 months ago
He definitely said too much.
david.reichert 9 months ago
I suspect that tank top is very heavy and throwing off the scale. Discuss.
oakie817 9 months ago
no, no, you should have noted how heavy her lingerie looked so she’d remove it
viniragu 9 months ago
I like to sneak up behind and put my big toe on the scale. Screams and laughs ensue!!
david_reaves Premium Member 9 months ago
He needs to expound a bit more… if all the humans on the planet had all the empty space in their atoms removed, we’d ALL occupy a space of something like a super-dense sugar cube. Janice’s mass, without all the free space would be a “tiny” (microscopic) mote of dust.
Andrew Bosch Premium Member 9 months ago
Maybe Janis’s atoms include a lot of heavy isotopes.
tcviii Premium Member 8 months ago
You do weigh less. You don’t want to know how much you would weigh if the atoms were not full of empty space.