Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 30, 2021

Motivational reply of the day, up yours!

Aunty Acid wants You!

I got it all together, but I forgot where I put it.

OK – now it’s all yours, Aunty.

I’ve got it all together. It fills every room of the house.

Personally, I don’t care if other people have their crap together or not as long as they aren’t harming me or anyone else.

I’m too old to give other people advice. It’s not that I’m not wise enough – I have good advice to give. I’m just wise enough not to give it.

And if you don’t get it together what do you have? Diarrhea.

Yeah y’all – group yer poop !

Coming from Aunty, this is more of the “do as i say, not as i do” attitude.

Okie-dokie, I’ll just file that little motivational tip when I get around to it, or just put it in my circular file amongst my other crap.

I would LOVE to listen to her today, but I have a slight case of diarrhea today, and it’s just not “together”!

Darn! I shouldn’t have flushed that…

But I don’t have a crop.

I try. 99.9999% of mine ends up in the Septic Tank.

I can’t do much to trap the Aroma, though. That’s why I have a vent fan.