Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 07, 2022

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“I hope when I die, it’s near the end of the year … so I’ve used up all my Vacation and Sick Days, and haven’t wasted any of them on Christmas shopping.

Her productivity went way down in the afternoon.

you got a point there auntie

and then get fired for a No Call/No Show….are you crazy LoL

Made me lol

Die at work and make the boss deal with it.

just call in sick…

Work hopes the same thing, so they don’t have to pay your loafing @$$ for another full day of non productivity.

I miss being able to work. I’ll probably die in my recliner.

My best bud / roommate / partner-in-crime PJ (RIP) always said he thought the best day of his dad’s life was his last, when he had a fatal heart attack on the train going in to work & tied up the Long Island Railroad for a couple of hours. He HATED that ride!

Now that I’m retired, I want it to wait until after I’ve finished gocomics.

“Hope I die before I get old…”

One place I worked at had a woman who literally died at her desk.

She hadn’t told any of the people who worked in that department that she had Terminal Cancer.

The woman who discovered that she was Dead had to take a couple days off to recover from the Shock of having tapped the dead woman on the shoulder and having the Corpse fall over on her.

That same workplace had a guy Murdered in one of the upstairs offices about a month before I began working there.

And, yet, I stayed for some reason …