Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 14, 2022

been there, done that – not gonna happen, ever

Oh boy, do I identify with that! Actually, it’s not so much the breathing as the fact that I’m not flexible enough to reach them anyway. Added to that is the fact that my hands shake so bad that I have to be very careful not to cut myself.

Hubby does mine. In the nursing home, a podiatrist did my pedicure.

It’s seeing that far that’s the problem.

Of course, you will need breathing protection as soon as you remove your shoes.

Aunty, just wait until your toe nails grow long enough for you to see them. With the shape that you’re in that should only take two or three years.

I can almost do that now…. -55 lbs….another 5 should do it.

I’ve found that it’s easier to reach/clip my toenails after a hot shower. For a few minutes anyway.

No need to set your goals so lofty, just with being able to reach you toes.

No start with the face then the body!

I agree

I am in this strip and I don’t like it.

Amen Aunty!! I’m not overweight and I still can’t breathe when I cut my toenails.

And see your feet.

I sit on my couch and prop my foot up on the ottoman and clip them, but I tend to clip too short and then have to put band aids on my toes for a day.

Okay, I give up! Where did you hide the video cam in my bathroom? And when will I see it on America’s Funniest Videos in “Seniors Trying To Clip Their Toenails”?

Aunty – that’s why fatties like you go to clip joints. Fat people can injury self clipping unseen toenails.

I resemble that remark.