Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 07, 2024

Sounds good to me.

Eggs, milk, and wheat are in cake, so it’s nutritious.

Works for me!

Is that a Boston Cream? Yum!

Sure. Fit to be a subject on “My 600-lb Life.”

Or … once you break off a piece to eat it with your fork, it becomes two pieces. You then eat that piece and it becomes one piece again. Break off another piece = two pieces. Eat it = back to one piece.

And, in one sense, technically, once you eat an entire cake with a fork, you have zero pieces = no pieces (left).

If the cake label states number of calories, deduct half, because, heck, there’s lots of crumbs left on the dish!

….like the doctor told him to limit to two drinks…..he ordered two pitchers!!!!!

True.

Carrot cake counts as a vegetable…

Fat Aunty and her “seefood” diet.

Only a mouth like yours can do that.

It sounds more like an unfitness tip.

Over the lips, past the gums, look out FAT@SS here it comes.

Because cake has eggs, milk and wheat, according to an old Bill Cosby tape I used to have, cake can also be eaten for breakfast