The Lucky Charms Leprechaun was found dead next to his empty pot of gold. A few days later, the Trix rabbit was found dead covered with crumbs all over his body. Not long after that, Cap’n Crunch was discovered dead at the wheel of his ship. The police suspect a cereal killer…
Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago
I watched an episode of Modern Family recently where Luke and Manny both had that assignment. It was a funny episode.
Wilde Bill 10 months ago
At least you beat out Santa Claus.
Macushlalondra 10 months ago
That’s my favorite cereal too.
BenGMan 10 months ago
That’s rude Hammie.
Cpeckbourlioux 10 months ago
Don’t hold your breath.
nosirrom 10 months ago
Sometimes being influential isn’t a good thing.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 10 months ago
The cereal guy or the famous hacker?
markkahler52 10 months ago
Cap’n Crunch. For sure!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 10 months ago
Tell Hammie you’re General Crunch and you give the Captain his orders.
tremaine53 10 months ago
Hammie should take a cue from Calvin, and make Chef Boy-ar-di the subject of his essay.
ctolson 10 months ago
Hammie needs to listen when Darryl gets up in the morning. I’ll bet he has more crunch sounds than the cereal. I know I sound like Rice Krispies now.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
Dad’s an easy one!
Zen-of-Zinfandel 10 months ago
You beat out the Keebler elves.
Ken Norris Premium Member 10 months ago
The Lucky Charms Leprechaun was found dead next to his empty pot of gold. A few days later, the Trix rabbit was found dead covered with crumbs all over his body. Not long after that, Cap’n Crunch was discovered dead at the wheel of his ship. The police suspect a cereal killer…
rshive 10 months ago
Cap’n Crunch has the inside track.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 10 months ago
Considering the strong competition, even being in the running counts as a victory.
The Quiet One 10 months ago
I don’t know Darryl, that’s some serious competition.
comicalUser 10 months ago
At least you are in the running!
ToneeRhianRose 5 months ago
Cap’n Crunch has yet to be promoted to the rank of Captain. Currently he’s only a Commander.