“Look, pal, most of my food starts out cold. But if you don’t figure out a way to release me from your tongue, you’ll get to watch your food die, wither up, and blow away. If you don’t die of starvation yourself first.”
Boy, there’s a question for you! What’s the internal temperature of ants? If they are cold-blooded (which they probably are) then the food won’t be getting cold until nightfall.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Look, pal, most of my food starts out cold. But if you don’t figure out a way to release me from your tongue, you’ll get to watch your food die, wither up, and blow away. If you don’t die of starvation yourself first.”
wjones over 4 years ago
Bite your tongue, The pain will make it recoil fast.
wiatr over 4 years ago
Eh, no.
Farside99 over 4 years ago
No, can’t say that I have ever sat on my tongue. I’ve been tongue-tied, though.
ekke over 4 years ago
Boy, there’s a question for you! What’s the internal temperature of ants? If they are cold-blooded (which they probably are) then the food won’t be getting cold until nightfall.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’m glad the poor Eatsanter wasn’t forgotten about. Maybe he just needs a kick in the butt.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Uh, No.
“We” sit on our “rears.” Then complain bitterly to the waiter.
sandpiper over 4 years ago
That’s a question for a philosopher
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble when you walk?
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
He can’t go on Like this..He will starve to death
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
I wouldn’t feel bad; being able to sit on my tongue impressed the heck out of my girlfriends…