Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for February 15, 2025

True love.

I remember this arc from many years ago. It was one of my favorites and still is.

Ol’ John!! I didn’t know you could be a ninja tortoise.

’Ol John steps up. Or rather, stomps up.

I tried that once but it didn’t work.

Hard to swallow…

all’s well that ends well

or >

Ah, romance.

Aww nice. Back together again.

Hero on the half-shell… Turtle Power! ♫

Sounds like a Bogart theme.

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, You don’t spit into the wind, You don’t pull the mask off that old lone ranger, And you don’t mess around with john the turtle!

“Taken 4”, with John Neeson? ☺

Super hero!!!!!

Such comics violence.;)

Now that’s true love…

I have been reading all of these years and didn’t know till yesterday that the bird was a girl!

Oh-ho-ho-ho

Oh-ho-ho-ho

Oh-ho-ho-ho

Oh-ho-ho-ho

The Turtle was Kung Fu fighting

That cat is fast as lightning

In fact, it was a little bit frightening

But he fought with expert timing

There were funky China fish from funky Chinatown

They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down

It’s an ancient Chinese art, and The Turtle knew his part

From a feint into a slip and a kicking from the hip

The Turtle was Kung Fu fighting (huh!)

That cat is fast as lightning

In fact, it was a little bit frightening (hey, yeah)

But he fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin, the sassy pelican

He said, “Here comes the big boss, let’s get it on”

We took a bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand

A sudden motion made me skip, now we’re into a brand-new trip

The Turtle was Kung Fu fighting (huh!)

The cat is fast as lightning (ha!)

In fact, it was a little bit frightening (huh!)

But he did it with expert timing (ha!)

Oh, yeah

(Oh-ho-ho-ho) ha!

(Oh-ho-ho-ho) ha!

(Oh-ho-ho-ho) ha!

(Oh-ho-ho-ho, ha) keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on

Sure enough

The Turtle was Kung Fu fighting (huh!)

That cat is fast as lightning (ha!)

In fact, it was a little bit frightening (huh!)

Make sure you have expert timing, oh (ha!)

Kung Fu fighting

(Oh-ho-ho-ho) hands and feet fast as lightning

(Oh-ho-ho-ho) huh! Ha!

(Oh-ho-ho-ho) huh! Ha!

(Oh-ho-ho-ho) huh!

Keep on, keep on, keep on (ha!)

(Oh-ho-ho-ho) huh!

Yeah, yeah (ha!)

(Oh-ho-ho-ho)

The Turtle was Kung Fu fighting

Hands and feet fast as lightning

Saving women from themselves. It’s fun in fiction, don’t try it in real life.

One fast turkle.

Who knew John had it in him to be violent? LOL

I’m shell shocked.

Wow, it’s been a tough day!

And pelican said he didn’t want her any more! Liar!!

There’s a news story about a guy who was kayaking off Peru when a whale grabbed him up. He spit him and his boat out soon after.

You’d think there were ten of me.

I never knew the bird was female.